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BOILED PENIS!
17:17 Jan 25 2010
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Channing tatum boils his penis!

"The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit," Tatum, 29, tells the magazine. "We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not?

Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water," he continues. "So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."

He was rushed to the nearest hospital -- an hour away. On the way, however, the ice pack he was applying to the burn lost its chill.

"I said to the driver, who was ex-special-forces Marines, 'You might have to knock me out, because I don't know if I can take the pain. Just grab something and hit me on the back of my head,'" he recalls.

Morphine eventually did the trick, he says, but it was still embarrassing.

"I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis,"

COMMENTS

deathnitegrl
17:21 Jan 25 2010

poor guy where did you find this?

xRobin3x
18:28 Jan 25 2010

oh my..... poor little fella

GarfieldsGirl
21:51 Jan 25 2010

OMG!! That is priceless.

ladySnowStrixx
03:36 Jan 26 2010

LMAO < OMG, now that is a girls Best joke , Yeah it took it from a kielbasa to a Cocktail Winny that had been left under the heat lamp too long. Would Say offer Chop sticks but could probably get by with a toothpick.